Where some folks keep their false teeth preserved in a jar
Delroes of Dewlip Lane kept hers wrapped in her bra.
"Well," she said all gummy lipped, "it only seems fair..
"As granddad keeps his wooden leg in the cupboard 'neath the stair."
The only problem with this ploy as you have rightly guessed
Is when those gnasher's took a bite on Delore's ample breast.
She'd scream and curse then leap about as the teeth drove her crackers.
Granddad never put his in his pants less they bit his...
Russell Cuts the Corn From The Brewers Whiskers.