Friday, 6 December 2013

"Bugger - a splash too much I fear!" - Beard Generator for all sexes (Yes, there are more than two!!)

'By the saints this fuzz is itchy. 
My William won't like this a bit.
It will tickle his tackle and chafe
his wee winkie parts'


Tempest Nightingale LeTrope said...

While I doubt I could grow such a dandy beard as the lady in the photograph below, I find that we ladies of a certain age do have to take certain measures so as not to allow any obtrusive chin whiskers to detract from our at last acne-free complexion! I have a device called an epilator, which whirs about at high speeds and plucks out unwanted facial hair. It claims to be painless, but I assure you, it is not.

Russell Duffy said...

I have had my forearm epilated. I still bear the mental scars and a bald patch were hairs are struggling to grow back!

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