Monday, 1 January 2018

Pubes and Porn

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I am no different to any other heterosexual male - I like females, love their bodies in all the various manners they are formed. Fat, skinny, black, brown or white I really couldn't give a whit. Having worked at News International many moons ago I have grown accustomed to seeing breasts sold cheaply to attract men whose dicks dominate their brains. It would seem the old saying, 'standing cock has no conscious' is in essence true. I would go further - the majority of men, although by no means all, are walking cockstands. 

Pornography arrived late in my life. I hadn't seen any until nearly fifty when a cove I worked with thought it would be funny to tell myself and a colleague about a site he'd discovered. He didn't tell us it was porn, and for very good reasons. As we had set up a London based office for a Manchester company our PC's were linked to HQ's. They, the chaps in Manchester, could observe all we did in our spare time to ensure we weren't slopping off or slacking. Imagine our horror when having typed in the sites name a constant stream of indecent porn, grotesque in my view, flooded our screens.

As I said, I like the female form, the softness of the flesh when touched or tasted, the swell of the breast, the curve of the vulva. but....I like to view it in the privacy of my, or her, bedroom. I also dislike the way in which much of the porn I've seen since has females being dominated, whipped, brought to, or rather forced to orgasm, by all manner of ways. It is in short male-oriented and is not, in anyway erotic. It is a cum in five minutes jerk off. It is vile. I have an imagination far better than the sites Yes, I have seen them so don't need that sort of stuff to waste my seed on. 

There are some sites, women on women, that avoid that awful male domination, which is highly sensual but they are a rarity. I see now why I had so little interest in porn prior to that occasion - it really isn't very good. I mean watching a three-way where the female takes it in every orifice then pronounces, as she licks her lips at the male whose penis she's been sucking, 'yum, that's so tasty' isn't what I'd want to hear. If a woman I spent the night with said that to me well, I'd be out of the bed like a bat out of hell. It sounds vampiric, horrid. Who in their right mind would say such a thing? What's tasty? His cock or his cum? And the men in these films are ubermensch. I mean who lasts that long? Some of these sessions go on for thirty minutes without the guy coming once. Most men would find it hard to last fifteen minutes. 

As porn grows longer I have noted pubes are getting shorter. Women's pubes mostly. Not that I have the chance to see many female pudenda let alone their pubic hairs these days as I am pretty much celibate. Not by choice, I hasten to add but rather having no female in my life and in not wanting one unless it is someone I love. I don't want a fuck buddy. Yes, pubes are being cut shorter, razored, coiffured and sometimes shaven. Why is this? Why do so many females want to appear hairless?

Now we have arrowheads of hair pointing down to the path that leads to heaven. Little arrowheads, tiny triangles that whisper to the onlooker 'here lies my clitoris.' I know where the clitoris is, I really don't need a pubic traffic sign directing me. Then we have the 'eyebrow' pubes - a thin line of hair hung over the sweet sanctuary like a fuzzy moustache. No offence ladies if I wanted to French-kiss Frank Zappa I'd have paid the guy for the privilege when he was alive. 

Why is the happening? No one, man or woman, likes the feeling of a stray pube trapped in the back of the throat but that doesn't mean you have to reduce that risk by shaving your pudenda until it looks less like a pussy and more a pre-pubescent child's genitals. Ahhh, there we have it. The source of the problem, the reason why women shave downstairs - men like the illusion of youth. Isn't that dreadful? Isn't that by default a paedophiliac? Like porn, the female pube is now presented and prepared as much for men's pleasure as it is the women's.

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Russell Cuts the Corn From The Brewers Whiskers.

6 comments:

Cara H said...

While this is surely way too much information, I will be 53 years old in about six weeks and long ago stopped giving any fucks about such things. Therefore, I will reveal that I will never shave my lady bits, nor will I ever wear butt floss. I must admit, however, that I would admire someone who shaved their pubic area in the shape of a W.
At this juncture of my life, I find porn boring and crass. When I used to view it, I preferred gay male porn. It may seem odd, given that I'm heterosexual, that I would rather watch lesbian porn than straight porn. This is for the reasons you mention. Straight porn tends to either be boring or to lack any sort of respect for the female participants. With lesbian porn, the participants at least appear to be enjoying themselves a bit, or at least they aren't being brutalized. Most of the time, anyway.
I have no desire to ever have sex again in this life. My poor self-esteem in my younger days led me to allow too many predatory men into my life, men who thought of women as things rather than people. It really did a number on me.

Russell Duffy said...

Butt Floss? What the hell is butt floss? I need to check this out.

masterymistery said...

Interesting, but I don't think there is any "right" or "wrong" in relation to how people choose to "present/dress-up" their genitalia. In my view it's totally subjective -- what turns one person on will make another person sick to their stomach.

Ditto for body fluids. Tongue-kissing involves exchange of saliva. Oral sex involves exchange of other body fluids, eg semen. I don't understand why saliva is perceived as OK, while emissions from the genitalia are perceived as disgusting. Isn't it a matter of personal taste / subjective preference?

To me, the only no-go areas in sex are those in which someone gets hurt -- physically, emotionally, spiritually or financially. In my view, anything and everything is fine, as long as noone gets hurt.

Russell Duffy said...

Masterymistery>>>Mate, this isn't all that serious nor is this an article that judges how people style their genitalia. I have a wife and three daughters all of whom do what they want with their pubes. They make regular visits to the beauty clinic where they have their bikini line waxed. However, I dislike the manner in which an industry presents females as pre-basted and ready to fuck for the pleasure of one genders pleasure wrong.

masterymistery said...

I've got to learn to be less literal-minded and to stop taking stuff so seriously! It's like I'm on a mission to correct the Universe! I'd better have that funny-bone operation I've been avoiding for years.

Russell Duffy said...

Matreymistery>>>No worries as far as I am concerned. Your comments are always welcome and invariably well thought out. Love and peace man! :)

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