Sunday, 6 March 2016

Jacob and Joshua - The Grandboy's Poems - 1

Jacob and Joshua by the lavatory,
one wants to do a poo
the other wants to pee.
Up jumps mum, asks
"what you fighting for?
If you can't find the pan boys
do it on the floor!"
"Do it on the floor boys,
do it on the floor.
when you're caught short
boys do it on the floor!"
Russell Cuts the Corn From The Brewers Whiskers.

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