He looks so neat and presentable
In his pin stripes and his tie
As he tidies all the paper work
While never asking why
With his house in the country
Right near the Brighton coast
With his polished little brogues
And breakfast of buttered toast
Never late and never early
He starts right on the dot
He is a happy little soul
Contented with his lot.
All things are recycled
Into the appropriate bin
He is the king of the office
He is Malcolm J Admin.
Slight of frame and rather short
With a paltry little limp
On Sundays you will find him
In leather Basque wearing a gimp
His lover is large lass
With an arse the size of Kent
So he gazes into her eyes
Knowing she is money very well spent
They never speak of work
Nor the games of politics
As she toys with his under parts
(She is very fond of tricks)
He gazes at the ceiling
While observing his favourite sin
He is the King of the orifice
He is Malcolm J Admin.
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9 comments:
I recognized him immediately as a cousin of Dr. Minnie Strator, D. E. Ad. (Doctor of Educational Administration), the well known Ass. Vice President of Curriculum Dilution at Veryred State University.
Weirsdo>>>Yep, I have met his half sister on his nephews side. Horrible family.
San>>>Very Big!!
The private lives of the meek and formal are seldom colourless!
PV>>>Hidden benath the patio or the airing cupboard!
Hi. Thought you might enjoy this.
Yup. That's the sonbitch that makes life difficult for everyone.
Weirsdo>>>Superb!
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